"Its Oregon"

Shut your mouth, I know where I live.. and actually NO, its not raining because its oregon, its because of the geographic location of oregon. Sorry, but have you ever just asked yourself, "why does it have to rain today?" and some dingleberry blurts out "because its oregon!" I hate that. Anyway, no I do not like the rain.. yet I also do not like extreme heat like we have been having either. The perfect day would be low 70's with a mixture of light clouds and sun.. with a little breeze.. the type of day you can walk around in a t-shirt and jeans and feel completely comfortable. I know it hasn't rained in quite awhile around here but I still hate when it does, perhaps because I've lived in this general area of the state my whole life, though some people get used to it.. and actually people who aren't from the area say they love rain. When someone says they love rain, it always confuses me, despite the fact that they usually live in a dry climate most of their life. The thing that really confuses me is when people who see plenty of rain say they love it.. I mean, whats to love? First of all, it makes outside smell weird.. at least here, also it gets everything wet! So you're always wanting to stay inside... now I don't always hang outside, but I like knowing that if I want to go outside, its not going to rain on me. Also, extended periods of rainy weather tend to make it seem gloomy, and tends to put people in a dull mood, which also sucks. Another thing that sucks is that summer always seems so short, its almost september again for fuck sake, and september is the beginning of shitty weather in my eyes anyway. I hate fall, fuck the changing color of leaves.. all they do is pile up all over and you have to clean them up. I hate the way the seasons work, why can't it be in this order: fall,spring,winter,summer.. see then there would be a break between the shitty seasons.. because fall/winter is basically 6 months of crap.. and yes it can rain a bit during spring, but at least its warm. AND lets not forget that it gets dark at 4 fucking 30! I mean, is that bullshit or what? And even though its only 4:30, it just feels like its 9, and I hate that too. I wish I was comfortable enough with my finances, so that I could leave for fall and winter and go somewhere with nicer weather. I tell ya, thats what I will be doing when I actually have the ability to, where it doesn't affect my life/job.. etc. Oh well, at least its only supposed to rain a few more days and then it will once again rain sunshine, and what perfect timing! My birthday is next weekend, and I look forward to becoming intoxicated with my best of buds. Ok, I'm done venting.. and I promise the next post will not suck quite this much.. not like anyone is reading this yet since I have yet to give people the address. I wonder if anyone will actually read this whole post.. I have a feeling people will get bored and stop, we'll see.