Sunday, February 12, 2006
I hate roosters
So, I assume most know I live in Beaverton.. pretty close to downtown to be exact so the odds of my neighbor having roosters would be pretty slim one would assume. Unfortunately for me there are two of these little bastards a couple houses down and when I say little I mean little.. I've never seen such small roosters, which makes it even more annoying. If you're going to get roosters, at least get big burly roosters.. hell a cat could own one of these things. So as you know, roosters have some way of knowing when to start being annoying assholes.. which happens to be from about 330 am till I'd say 630.. maybe longer. First of all.. why do you have roosters? A couple of times I've seen them hanging out in the road and I could have ran them down if I really wanted but it was during the day with no chance of escaping without being seen. I called the police lastnight but it was around 5 in the morning and the cops probably took their sweet-ass time getting there I'm sure so of course nothing happened and I fell back asleep luckily. I'm going to have to pursue this in more depth seeing as I think there may be a law stating that you cannot have livestock running around loose in the city.. so I hope to god I come up with something because these stupid ass roosters are annoying enough to wake me up when I'm sleeping, and this blows. Speaking of which, they stopped crowing for a few minutes so I'm going to try to get to sleep before they start again.... oh wait, nevermind, FUCK YOU ROOSTERS!
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8 comments:
You need to bag them roosters, when no one is around and have so fried chicken.
There is only one reason to have 2 roosters and no hen. Cock fighting.
I would agree, but actually, I think there are 3 or 4 hens.. and they are also very small, such pansy ass chickens. I remember when we had chickens in Astoria, I had a Rhode Island Red rooster named Big Red, yes shockingly clever I know.. but regardless, he was huge and intimidating, I wish he were here so he could annihilate these ones.
We also had a banny rooster that was tiny, yet was around longer than any of the others. You of all people should know, that good things can come in small "packages".
yeah and that was the most annoying rooster ever, so annoying that dad used a 12 gauge on it, and that small one was around longer because we sold the others or gave them away or something.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE THEY COME TO SNUFF THE ROOSTER!
HEEE AIIINT GONNA DIEEE IIEE. NO OH, he aint gonna die ie.
The people a few houses down from us had a rooster and it's crowing drove me up the wall. Quite a few times I imagined getting my hands around it's damn neck and squeezing it to death. Roosters are the most annoying bird on the planet!
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