So anyway, yesterday I was hanging out with my friend josh and we decided to go get something to eat at baja fresh.. by the way I recommend getting the "burrito ultimo, enchilado style" if you ever go there, because it fucking rules. Anyway.. after we ate I wanted to go over to best buy across the street so I could pick up a new cd(my car's cd player blows and won't play burned cd's worth a shit) hence the reason I buy them for now. So as I was going to park, I'm suddenly stopped behind one of those "I'm going to wait for this person to pull out even though it takes for fucking ever and people are waiting to park, because I want to park 10 feet closer to the GODDAMN STORE!! kind of people" So as this stupid 40 yr old bitch is sitting there waiting, I notice that no one is even pulling out and then start wondering what the fuck she is waiting for. literally after about 2 minutes of sitting there, because I can't go around her and someone is behind me, I mash my horn down for about 15 seconds to see what happens, hell maybe she fell asleep. So she just glances in the rearview mirror and back down, and just continues sitting there, so I'm like.. you have got to be fucking kidding me! So get this.. some random person comes out of best buy and their car happens to be close to where this lady is sitting.. so they pull out and she pulls in.. not like she knew the person or anything. It was like she was just waiting, hoping someone would eventually come out that was parked close.. now the fact that there was another parking spot another 15 feet away and she could have parked there long ago pissed me off to no end. So I wait for her to park and get out of the car, and when she does I yell " hey thanks a lot lady, I'm trying to park!" She comes up and in a really smartass voice, says " yeah thanks for being so patient" So I say " You could have fucking parked right up there!!" and she throws up her hands and says something like " I'm not going to do this.. blah blah" and starts to walk away, when I lean out my window and scream "Fuck you, you stupid bitch!!" Josh started busting up because of that, and the fact that there were other people around loading their cars that started looking around. I mean, that is out of character for me to go off on some stranger, but goddamnit I don't know, the nerve.. and fact that she said I wasn't being patient after sitting there for over 2 and a half minutes made me want to ruin her shit right there. Why the hell would anyone stay patient sitting there for that long, especially when no one was even in a car about to pull out?? Has anyone had something like this happen recently? tell me about it
3 comments:
I think that is fantastic. If this ever happens again you can yell "NATHAN SAYS FUCK YOU!" if you want. People like that need to die.
Yeah I have to agree. Actually most all people are fucking morons. I see people like that all the time. What pisses me off is when I go to Costco or Safeway and someone parks up in the front of the store and totally blocks traffic so that they don't have to park in the spaces like the rest of the normal people. Their time is too precious to walk that extra 20 feet. I frequetly call the police to tow them when the do it at safeway, since that is a fire lane and it is illegal to park there. Fuckers!
Write some new material dude!
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